i hope harry fucks as slow as he talks
I hope zayn can last as long as he can hold a note
I hope Niall fucks as much as he eats
I hope Liam is as payneful as his name sounds
I hope Louis is as Gay as he seems
i hope Obama is as long as the o in his name
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When the creator of tumblr does this, you cant not reblog.
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To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
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this is very appropriate for this moment
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zayn vomited at a press conference niall was violently masterbaiting infront of ching chong and her sister, harry was grouping a waitress, and thats what you missed on glee
i love japan.
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australia and the virgin islands and japan idk something about one direction on islands usually means good